February 2012
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sometimes you are a bigdumbidiothead but that’s okay because you have a cool boyfriend that still loves you even though he’s had to put up with your shit for almost two and a half years.
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wat: when people get mad at other people saying... →
when people get mad at other people saying that something they did was racist/sexist/homophobic/whatever
I don’t get it
it’s like
If you were hanging out with your friend and your friend turns to you and says “hey I don’t know if you noticed but you just stepped on my foot, can you please…
i hope rick santorum goes to the corner store to get a can of delicious arizona iced tea and when he takes out his wallet he grabs it wrong and it opens at a weird angle and all his change and his bank card and drivers license fall out and everyone behind him in line is looking at him like “wow what an idiot” while he frantically tries to pick up all his pennies
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
ladiebear:
have you ever eaten a bowl of cereal and just like, cried because cereal is so good.
BECAUSE I HAVE
takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
stephhjohnson:
s3xhair:
supdevan:
1612th:
a living example of the American education system’s success
she is actually so dumb i’m depressed for our future
is this bitch serious….
omg i’m embarrassed for her.
she is quickly becoming my favorite idiot on tumblr
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Goals for spring break:
Smoke (with friends?)
Find a job
Spend some time alone
Go to borderland
Take lots of pictures
Spend less time online
Use my phone less
Work on podcasts
Buy new music
Trip to savers
Visit some friends
Do you think I can do it all?
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